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Arnold Palmer and Tiger Woods are playing the 16th hole, when Tiger's tee
shot lands behind a huge, 100 foot fir tree. Tiger looks at Arnie and says,
"How would you play this one? Lay up and take the extra stroke?"
Arnold replies: "When I was your age, I'd just play right over this tree."
Tiger, not wanting to be shown up by ol' Arnold Palmer, proceeds to hit the
ball high, but not high enough. It bounces off the tree and lands out of
bounds. Tiger, really ticked at this point, asks Arnold how he EVER hit a
ball over that tree.
Arnold replied: "Well, when I was your age, that tree was only three feet
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Bill came home from golfing well after dark. His wife, Sally, asked him
where had he been for such a long time. He told her that after his 8:00 am
round of golf, he stopped to help a gorgeous blond with a flat tire. He said
that he went back to her place for a cool drink, and ended up in the bedroom
with her all afternoon.
Sally replied, "You S.O.B.! You played 36 holes, didn't you?" |
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